Ham Radio

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Ham radio, also known as meat bashing, is practiced by an elite group of about 75 people worldwide, all of them Gentiles. Since Muslim and Jewish peoples are forbidden to touch pork, the NSA developed the system to covertly monitor extremist groups. A ham radio operator, also known as a hammer reports his or her (ok they are all guys) to NSA Strategic Command in Boca Raton, where the information is extraculated and then fed into a WAP-Bit-Processor. Fed out as Italian sausage, the 'ham' is then processed, packaged and FedEx'd to Washington DC where a guy called Mike Hammer eats it. Mr Hammer is now the Official Receptacle For All Government Wisdom and boy is he one FAT motherfucker. Once a week Mike is heli-lifted high above the Receptacle Bunker and dropped onto a special decryption trampoline (De-Tramp) and the number and height of his bounces recorded in a Spyometer. The spyometer is about 11 miles wide, but is very thin, so that it may be rolled-up and hidden during times of National Panic.

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